I don’t write to be famous, I don’t write to be known, I write because I am and I want to be read. How sad to fill a room with paintings no one sees or play music no one hears. Writing is talking without sound, singing without score and dancing without movement and yet, it is all of them. It is a solitary art conjured from thought and expressed by the need to communicate.

HEAD SLAPS, SPEED BUMPS and LIGHTBULBS, one woman's WTF, oops and ah-ha moments of life.

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Driving … a happy marriage

Published: Thursday, August 02, 2012
By Carolynn Pianta, Special to the Times


Carolynn Pianta
MY MOTHER AND FATHER WERE MARRIED FOR 62 YEARS, a pretty amazing feat, considering they knew each other only 18 days before they were married.
Theirs was a World War II Navy romance — meet, marry and love like there were no tomorrows, because for them, there might not have been any. But, they had more than 22,000 tomorrows; some good, some bad, some unforgettable and a lot of them just plain funny.
I’ve been with my husband more than half my life, which seems pretty monumental, yet I know decades together does not always a happy marriage make. Commitment has nothing to do with a piece of paper downloaded off the Internet, then signed and filed with the town you’re getting married in; it has to do with endurance.
My father was a humble man and the nicest guy you’d ever want to meet. My mother … she had an answer for everything, and her answers were always right, even when she was wrong. My father was OK with that, and often took the blame for being wrong, because he loved her, was a master of endurance, and he was in it for the long haul.
I’m wondering at what point the bliss, which we call connubial, reaches its marital tipping point; the instant at which a couple has been together so long that bad habits become simply annoying, and the annoying ones are considered quirky and cute. Personally, this wedded point of no return basically means I’d rather put up with my idiosyncratic spouse instead of training a new one.
Because I didn’t marry until I was 30, I was pretty much used to doing most of the guy-stuff around the house myself, like changing light bulbs and cleaning snow off my car. Because I was so used to being in control, attempting to give that up, and failing so miserably at it, has been an ongoing thorn in my husband’s side; principally among my control transgressions, driving.
I like to drive, not just because it is something I enjoy doing, but because I like deciding the velocity and trajectory of the vehicle I’m in. Is it because I choose to exceed the posted speed limit? No, it’s because I like to be in control of the object in which I am housed as it’s being propelled down the blacktop mere inches away from other vehicles racing to keep up or get ahead of me.
After a particularly hyperbolic exchange regarding my husband’s parking ability, (I always tell him where to park and how best to accomplish the task), I asked him, "How do you operate this vehicle when I’m not in it to tell you how?"
"I simply ask myself," he said, ‘what would Carolynn tell me to do?’" I just love a man with a sense of humor.
Maybe that’s the answer, not the sense of humor part, the just ask me part; I tell him what to do and how to do it, and he does exactly what he wants to do. And that, my friends, is what makes a long and happy marriage. It worked for my mother and father
I do bow to my husband’s expertise often. He’s amazing with a hammer and nails. The man could build a 10-room colonial from the scrap wood stored in our basement.
I have a sign which hangs on the wall in our kitchen above the back door: "If a man is alone in the woods and speaks, and there is no wife to hear him, is he still wrong?"
Unlike my mother, I admit I’m not always right; I’m almost always right.

Enough said.

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